Leo: You little.. !!! You know what?!
I will pay for you being neutered - with
a rusty knife and a spoon!
(2 1/2 weeks ago)
Things have been tense between Muffin and me since that day. Even though he is a cute little bugger, making a shit pile on my favourite threads, stealing my night's sleep and flashing me with his dick is not really buddy movie material - despite the laughs.
It's not that I cannot sympathize with him, when he sits there with his huge balls and sings his "I'm horny, horny, horny!" songs. Somehow it's like a pubescent teenager who is surrounded by big-boobed class mates and cannot get off except maybe on the weather girl.
Anyway - he's noisy at night and he tries to get some from his sister. --- And he shat into my stuff, for crying out loud, which is anyhow reason enough! It's time to cut those balls!
I finally managed to get an appointment at the vet for this morning and while I was bringing Muffin over 2 hours ago, I was whistling a happy song.
Let's see how things go when I pick him up tonight...
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