A secret admirer has sent you a message. Below you will find the message and the link to view your secret admirer:
Hey, I'm not gonna give away my name, but I'm going to give you a few hints.
Oh yeah, how exciting!
A secret admirer who cannot wait to have wild, dirty sex with me...
My first hint is: I worked with a friend of yours and we ended up meeting at a bar we were together at.
A bar we were together at?
Are you a waitress? Or the girl who sold the flowers?
My second hint is: I have brown hair and brown eyes.
Right! I took a photo of you:
My third hint is: I drink vodka tonics. I think we even had a discussion about it that night, but maybe not.
Yeah. Vodka Tonics. Right. We discussed it. Or maybe we didn't. Whatever.
Anyway, I have a crush on you and would like to meet up sometime if you're interested. Drop me a line if you think you know who I am. Hope to hear from you ;)
Yeah, I know who you are:
some stupid ass who tries to catch dopeys who are desperate and dumb enough to sign up to adult dating websites and spend money there to find someone who never existed...
Brilliant.
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