Why is it so damn painful for a man of size to find jeans that fit properly?
I am a 34/36. Come on! - that's not that much of a stretch, is it?!
But no! - you will find millions of 36/34 jeans, but barely one 34/36.
Clearly, the world is full of fat, small dudes. And no: 34/34 is
not an option. Some models
seem to be long enough, but wash them once or twice and you'll see that eventually there are 2 cm missing for a decent leg length.
This.
Is.
So.
Annoying!
I was in California and the only place where I got such jeans was in the Hugo Boss outlet in Gilroy: outrageously expensive for the US, but normally priced for Europe and still my favorite pants.
And yes,
Levi's has sometimes a 34/36, too, but then they only come in the 501 cut. And that's fine in principle, but who the fuck really wants to have buttoned flies? This is an invention of the devil! Oh, and New York? Nada! You cannot find proper jeans there, either.
Damn! I don't want to live in a world where you cannot get a 34/36 jeans!
Now, recently I looked again for jeans online. I tried that before and I did not like it, but sometimes desperation makes you do mistakes twice.
I checked
Mexx. I checked
Gap. And I checked
Levi's.
And guess what: the cuts and colors I like are never available in my size! Aaaargh! It's the brave new
online world, for crying out loud! Where is the bloody long tail? Why is this so difficult?!
I then settled for a
Levi's 505 which looked okay enough on screen.
This jeans got delivered today and guess what: the 505 cut just doesn't cut it! Now I'll have to send it back, but - man! - while other companies actually have easy and free return policies, the wankers from
Levi's make you call UPS to arrange a pick-up which can only happen on a weekday. Thank you very much, you brainiacs! People w-o-r-k, you know?!
Plus: there's actually a return handling fee of 6,75 Euros!
Bastards!
I guess I won't get around trying other online options in the future, but somehow it feels that nobody has figured out the iTunes Music Store for clothes, yet.
I wonder why...